So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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