I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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