Duck Duck Cougar?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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