he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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