omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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