just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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