Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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