I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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