i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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