D3 body, D1 cock
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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