the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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