I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
is it fun? or sober?
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