We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
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