Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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