I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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