btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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