Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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