He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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