I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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