Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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