I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Randomize
