Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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