Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We talked him into tasing himself.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
