i love accidental penises.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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