Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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