His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize
