He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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