google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
well, you know. whores of a feather.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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