Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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