If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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