I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
