youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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