I'm drive I can fine osifer
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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