It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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