a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
We're not piercing ourselves today.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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