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The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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