Nicole vs. Life
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I have tasted many bathrooms
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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