I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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