he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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