The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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