your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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