would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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