normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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