i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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