Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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