we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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