Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
he puts the penis in happiness.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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