This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Someone shattered a urinal.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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