Whatcha textin bout Willis?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Randomize
