I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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