Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
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