They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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