Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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