'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Randomize
