Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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