I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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