doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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