so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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