just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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