HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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