yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
My dick has a subreddit
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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